12.16.2003

kids are great accessories
so i don't get why people are all obsessed with celebrity quirks. so what if so and so needs her dressing room to be all white with pink poka dots and fresh daisies? if i was a fucking celebrity i would be as quirky as i wanted. i'd get down with my bad quirky ass. if you have people that WILL provide you with a circus elephant and dancing midgets... then fucking give 'er. we should all be so lucky. let's not wonder about quirks... let's wonder why the rest of hollywood settles with plain dressing rooms and cheap wine.