she's just a fortunate fool.
so this damn sore throat won't go away. i just can't kick it. perhaps its re-emergence has something to do with tuesday night's debauchery. perhaps. tuesday's... let's call it... indulgence... in... let's say... giggle water is also responsible for the bruise on my face and the scrape on my ass. although, if you ask me... i clearly don't remember what happened. no pain, no gain, right? lol.

i had a summer first today. me and the hot dame jeanette were walking around doing some errands and we got squirted with water guns by these hot ninja brad pitt look-a-likes. I SWEAR. nah. there was one gun, two average boys. but the water was real. and it felt like summer.