oh baby.
i want to be a guy. just so i can funnel all my energy into woo-ing hilary duff. wait, it gets better. once woo-ed, she will of course tumble into bed with me and we will fuck like animals (im sure she's a dirty slut). anyways, what i am getting at is that i want to be a male to woo her into bed just so that mid-coitus, i can scream out... "I'M STUFFING DUFF!!!" get it? duff's stuff? lol. and then i will always be able to say... "i stuffed duff." o gawd. i am grande.