elastica, will you marry me?
i feel like letting loose, dancing really poorly, drinking a lot, smoking pot, fucking around, and generally having a smashing good time. my mood today has been most affected by trainspotting and elastica. quite possibly the best influences around.

but... i must sit here and read about sex. note, i said read about sex. not actually have it. which would be a lot more fun. reading about sex only reminds me that i am not having sex right now. therefore, this homework is both depressing, time-consuming, annoying, and it is hurting my self-esteem. both. lol.

is there something you lack,
when i'm flat on my back,
is there something that i can do for you?