i was thinking we could go and live in a monastery
i am really liking the phrase... "lay down the law." i mean, its just nice. i'm gonna lay down the law. it envokes sheriffs and badges and trashy women in saloons. just the word "saloon" is great. i should have been born a trashy woman in a saloon. you know, straight outta the womb... right onto the bar.

i think i also should have been born a crocodile hunter. my parents should have stayed in Australia and moved out into the badlands (hahaha) to start a family of crocodile hunters. huntin' crocs. i would look so sweet in croc huntin' attire.

sometimes i think i also should have been born with a really wicked voice. so i could sing to someone. just one person.

if you had a second clitoris, where on your body would u put it?

i must confess that when i was around 8... i idolized models. i used to watch fashiontelevision with jeannie becker. and i used to stare with that glazed over little girl fascination... at these tall, beautiful women prancing around. being loved because they were beautiful. that was enough for me. i was fascinated with these models. and i like to think that i was pretty innocent about it all. i hope that i didn't look at them wanting to be them because their bodies fit the right mold. i hope that i looked at them and only innocently wanted a little of what they had... other people's attention. i don't remember ever comparing myself to them... or even wanting to be them specifically. i think i just wanted to grow up to be fascinating.