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so i drink coffee to stay awake. and then i decide that i am done working for the night, but i am too hyped up on muddy, muddy coffee that i can barely control my fingers on this keyboard. so what will i do... drink bailey's. i am feeling like those pill poppers. balancing uppers and downers just to feel normal. coffee... bailey's... awake... asleep... bodies just need buttons. maybe under an armpit or something. yes... yes. the button under the right armpit makes you stay awake. whenever you need to stay awake... just press the button. and under the left armpit? you guessed it. a sleep button. how easy life would be then. how easy. you know what else would be nice? a boat. and an ocean. to sail on. mmmmmm. and maybe a nice balmy breeze. that would be nice.