there's a whole in my crotch
so im starting to wonder. every pair of american eagle jeans i buy... inevitably get a hole in the crotch after about a year and a half of intense wear. is it me? or is it the brand? its sad because these are the only brand/style of jeans that i genuinely love. how do i love thee... let me count the ways:

1. they are ridiculously comfy
2. they are the perfect length (the long size, at least)... so i can dry them in the dryer and even after the shrinkage, they still wont be too short
3. they make my ass look spiffy... and they keep it in the pants when i sit down (why buy jeans you cant sit in?)
3. and the added bonus... they constantly get more and more comfy with each wash

they are everything i look for in a jean. but i am starting to lose faith. always crotch holes. not even "hip" knee or ass holes. always crotch. do i sit weird or something? is my crotch extra wide? i just dont get it. and because of where it is/the dynamics of the crotch hole... it is almost impossible to make a patch-up job work/look good. BAH. im doomed to get crotch draft for the rest of my life. damn montreal air. damn crotch.

ps. jeans are so rock'n'roll. come on. think of one thing more rock'n'roll. and drugs dont count. neither do groupies. nope. not that either. just jeans.