everybody poops
sam, retro futuristic. says:
pooping is god's gift to humans
sam, retro futuristic. says:
along with orgasm.
jeanette says:
i'll take two orgasms, drop the pooping please
sam, retro futuristic. says:
i wonder if its possible to shit and cum at the same time
jeanette says:
prolly
sam, retro futuristic. says:
i wonder if that would be amazing
jeanette says:
cum so hard that you shit
jeanette says:
messy
sam, retro futuristic. says:
ok, but if we forget about the mess for one second, i think it would be pretty awesome
jeanette says:
if i'm really really full and its a good clearing shit. yeah..why not
sam, retro futuristic. says:
wait. it gets better: smoking a cigarette, cuming, and shitting
sam, retro futuristic. says:
that is my goal in life. finding someone who can make that dream a reality.
sam, retro futuristic. says:
the holy trinity
sam, retro futuristic. says:
of pleasure
jeanette says:
i feel like your missing something
sam, retro futuristic. says:
hmmmm... candy? candy could get in there
jeanette says:
perhaps..sucking on candy?
jeanette says:
with cigarettes though?
sam, retro futuristic. says:
true say
sam, retro futuristic. says:
I KNOW.
sam, retro futuristic. says:
chocolate milk.
jeanette says:
haha
jeanette says:
yes...
sam, retro futuristic. says:
perfect.

*edit. jeanette wanted me to make sure that i highlighted that we were talking about the good kind of shit... in her words, "ones that come out smoothly." this is probably a good addendum because hard as rock shit faces are so not hot.

*yes, we live together and also spend too much time talking over msn to each other.