you will pay for your incessant charm.
[in an alleyway somewhere in montreal... passing a cheap bottle of wine back and forth]

"when's your birthday anyways?"

"february 10th"

"so that makes you..."

"an aquarius."

"ah."

"and yours?"

"june --" (so i forget. whatever. i'm cold.)

"and you are a..."

"cancer."

"ah... i've had a bad experience with a cancer."

"i've had a bad experience with an aquarius. i've looked it up... cancers and aquariuses are not supposed to be good together in relationships. cancers are too needy and emotional... aquariuses are too detached."

"and cold."

"exactly."