clandestine.
today i daydreamed of sex. more specifically... all the places i'd like to have sex.

- on a bus/train/plane... in the seats. ok yes. so this is most likely not going to be penetrative sex. that is alright with me. this fantasy got hotter when an episode of the l-word started with two nuns fingering each other on a bus with other nuns sleeping. ok. it was hot besides the nun bit.

- in a huge flouffy bed... one of those old victorian babies.

- on a waterbed. simple enough, no?

- in the ocean. in the day.

- in the bathtub.

- in the middle of a country road. on the yellow line. at night. under stars.

- on a cottage dock. at night. under stars.

- in the bathroom during a concert.

- you know where i have never wanted to have sex? on the beach. sand all up in my business... i guess the sound of the waves might be nice... but i really like peanut butter and you don't see me having sex in a tub of that. so... bad analogy... but either way you look at it... sand in orifices = bad.

- in a cornfield. in the rain. this one is inspired by "match point"... god that was hot.

- in an alley. quick.

i am exhausting myself here. the possibilities are endless.